Funny Story?

[Shade Ryan]

“What the hell!?” came a voice loudly in the middle of no where as he rubbed the back of his head. He had a friend with him who had hit him hard on the head and pointed towards an object.
“You brought me out here in the middle of no where to see a rock!” They yelled loudly.
“It isn’t a rock…look closer..” he said holding his head still watching his friend roll their eyes and slowly move closer to the object that indeed seem to be a rock.
“Jagged edges, and hard as stone,” they mumbled pocking it and picking up, “it’s a freaking rock!”
Before the person could drop it the object began to move and shutter in the person’s hand. They freaked and dropped it to the ground where it rolled for a while before becoming still. “What the fuck…” said the person in a confused tone.
The other laughed a little, “Told you it wasn’t a rock…”

[Shade Ryan]

The so called rock started to bounce and move it then bounced towards them a little before stopping and looking up. It appeared to have blue round eyes and jagged teeth. "Hi."
"It talks! Run Jessy!" He yelled to his friend.
"But its only a small thing. How much damage can a small...animal? do?" Jessy said looking at it and wondering if he should kick it to see what happens but instead he knelt down and poked it, "What are you?"
"Hi," it repeated watching them and looking to the hand that poked it. Tempted to take a bite to see what it tasted like.
"Come on dude lets go!" He said again looking to Jessy who didnt even seem interested in leaving any where.
"Well its not a rock...so what kind of creature is it?" Jessy thought out loud.
"Who cares lets go!"
"Lets go! Lets go!" it repeated watching them with a weird grin on its face.
"Now its just mimicking..." he said crossing his arms.